1.Ashley is beyond wishy washy. Therefore, we don’t root for her.

2.Bentley is a sociopath and/or high
Ashley has the line of the evening
(Of course, this AFTER the piano crashes on her head)
FREE VAYCAY BENTLEY????

3.Ashley/ Bentley conversation REALLY deep.

Bentley, “ What happened to your arms?”

Ashley, “I went to Thailand and all I got were these nasty insect bites”…the DALAI LAMA would be so proud

4 Ashley ticks off the remaining suitors and can’t understand why.

Ashley: “The guy that I couldn’t get over came back and dumped me. I now have a free conscience to look for #2. Who’s game???”

5. BIG LEAD-BALLOON-O-RAMA Bentley REVEAL. Producers teased this so much and it was really bad. No REALLY bad

Cro-magnum PI Bentley, ” Um…um, Me want to pat your leg, duh, uh…”

THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR???