THE SHOW GAVE IT AWAY
Wow did the finale of the Bachelorette give it away! There was a woman sitting in the plane with JP ( not really sure who she was. His girlfriend? Just kidding. Perhaps she was a make-up artist who had to head over to island to touch up the participants??) But when the first plane came in and we didn’t see the mystery woman- we knew it was Ben’s plane. At that point, I needed a sick bag because I felt awful for Ben.
THE SHOW GAVE IT AWAY
Fiji is for fakers
Really, Constantine? You’re only figuring it out now that you don’t really have deeper feelings for The Bachelorette and you are doing the noble thing and leaving before you get too involved??? Do you think you could have reached this conclusion before Fiji? Before Thailand? Before Hong Kong? But I don’t blame you, my friend. Ashley has the worst choice in men ( ie Bentley). You found her mildly attractive so of course, in Ashley world, that means mariage material!!
Ryan – do you have any dignity, dude???
Is there anybody with a small house?
Okay,so apparently, here is the prerequisite if you are going to one of the ‘final four’ on Bachelor or Bachelorette– you have to have a huge honking home. No- you have to a have a mansion. God forbid, you live in a semi-detached or horror of horrors- you’re renting. Duh duh duh.
Constantine- My Big Fat Greek stereotype in Atlanta Georgia
Countdown to hometown dates started in Taiwan. Two guys had to go home out of Ames, Ben F, Constantine, Lucas, JP and Ryan. I have to admit I was a little shocked at who Ashley picked and even if she wasn’t everybody’s favorite choice as the Bachelorette, she would have been a good match with the guy that she sent home.
ARE THOSE FLOATING BALLOONS WITH CANDLES IN THEM LEGAL?
1.Ashley is beyond wishy washy. Therefore, we don’t root for her.
2.Bentley is a sociopath and/or high
Ashley has the line of the evening
(Of course, this AFTER the piano crashes on her head)
FREE VAYCAY BENTLEY????
3.Ashley/ Bentley conversation REALLY deep.
Bentley, “ What happened to your arms?”
Ashley, “I went to Thailand and all I got were these nasty insect bites”…the DALAI LAMA would be so proud
4 Ashley ticks off the remaining suitors and can’t understand why.
Ashley: “The guy that I couldn’t get over came back and dumped me. I now have a free conscience to look for #2. Who’s game???”
5. BIG LEAD-BALLOON-O-RAMA Bentley REVEAL. Producers teased this so much and it was really bad. No REALLY bad
Cro-magnum PI Bentley, ” Um…um, Me want to pat your leg, duh, uh…”