The Bachelor Finale – The Showdown – Not Really

So tonight is the big showdown. Who will Cyborg- Himbo Brad Womack pick?
He’s-just-not- that – into-you Chantal ( poor thing, has no idea what is coming)
Or Emily and her lovely daughter Ricky-Bobby from Taladega Nights?
If Brad chooses Chantal, I will eat my entire bag of Cosco- sized potato chips ( I know, I said I’d give them up for Lent but I CAN’T)
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