1.Ashley is beyond wishy washy. Therefore, we don’t root for her.
2.Bentley is a sociopath and/or high
Ashley has the line of the evening
(Of course, this AFTER the piano crashes on her head)
FREE VAYCAY BENTLEY????
3.Ashley/ Bentley conversation REALLY deep.
Bentley, “ What happened to your arms?”
Ashley, “I went to Thailand and all I got were these nasty insect bites”…the DALAI LAMA would be so proud
4 Ashley ticks off the remaining suitors and can’t understand why.
Ashley: “The guy that I couldn’t get over came back and dumped me. I now have a free conscience to look for #2. Who’s game???”
5. BIG LEAD-BALLOON-O-RAMA Bentley REVEAL. Producers teased this so much and it was really bad. No REALLY bad
Cro-magnum PI Bentley, ” Um…um, Me want to pat your leg, duh, uh…”