What the heck is it like doing stand up comedy? What was it like starting out? What is Taming Office Hecklers?
Is it true that I have dinner with Obama and Oprah once a month?
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Bentley, “ What happened to your arms?”
Ashley: “The guy that I couldn’t get over came back and dumped me. I now have a free conscience to look for #2. Who’s game???”
Cro-magnum PI Bentley, ” Um…um, Me want to pat your leg, duh, uh…”
Have you ever wondered whatever happened to ‘The One’ that got away? Do you think about that special someone who was the right person at the wrong time? Do you wonder what might happen if you were to meet again?
Is this the latest, greatest reality show on tv that you are missing????
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Dia or Javier
I have to admit, I stopped watching this show quite awhile back but you know me, the old bandwagon jumper…(ie Vancouver Canucks)…so here I am blasting through the Final Four. I think it might be Dia or Javier but I could be totally wrong. Both of them are the complete package but my concern for Dia is that she sounds sooo much like Colbie Caillat. If she can break away from that and ‘make it her own’ as the kids say then she’s laughing.
Blake is a Cyborg
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Okay,so apparently, here is the prerequisite if you are going to one of the ‘final four’ on Bachelor or Bachelorette– you have to have a huge honking home. No- you have to a have a mansion. God forbid, you live in a semi-detached or horror of horrors- you’re renting. Duh duh duh.
Oprah’s last episode- WOW!! Even if you are skeptical, at least take a look at the lessons Oprah’s last speech leaves us.
I have to admit, I haven’t been watching Oprah for the past couple of months. Maybe I was in denial that Oprah’s reign was ending. Between the stacked up episodes on my PVR and the Paxil, yeah, that might be it.
But yesterday I wanted to watch. No, I needed to watch.
What could be left to say from one of the most powerful women in the world with access to so many brilliant minds?
I’m glad I saw history in the making. It was like a going back to church experience.
Seriously, dude, even if you HATE Oprah, at least glance at the lessons. Some pretty powerful stuff- even by Oprah’s standards.
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At the 69th Annual Golden Globes last night, some of the best Globe moments for me..and I’m paraphrasing.. came from the most unlikely people- Madonna and Dustin Hoffman! Whether Madonna’s response to Ricky making fun about still singing, ‘Like a Virgin’ was planned or not- she delivered it with lots of New York attitude,
“If I’m still a virgin, why don’t you come over here and do something about it.
I haven’t kissed a girl in years..on tv.” SNAP
( Madge looked great, by the way. I personally would have covered up the Cobras but she’s had just the right amount of face work to look amazing.)
Another unlikely source for zingers- Dustin Hoffman???
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Yes, the baseball play-offs have been messing with the X Factor schedule ( as a matter of fact, I think it’s on right now!)
But tonight should be the BIG REVEAL- The top 16 finalists
It’s a drag that so many people missed Sunday’s show.
Stand out performances including 14 year old Rachel Crow, Marcus serenading Rihanna and Hey Homie Chris Rene,
Melanie Amaro ( who might just take the whole enchilada) and The Burrito Maker Josh. He sang a version of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face that could be a single TODAY.
My prediction for the X Factor Finals : Whole Enchilada Melanie Amaro takes on Burrito Maker Josh. It’s going to be an XFactor Fiesta.
